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  London Lace #1 (Erotic Romance)

  © 2012 Catou Martine

  Description: Hat designer Eliza Keating is set up by her high society friend. Sir Todd Montgomery is so much more than she expected.

  Length: 12,700 words, or apporx. 50 book pages long. This is the first of a series.

  Spice Level: Erotic and romantic. This story contains super-hot sex, M/F. For adults, 18+ only.

  THE BLIND DATE

  When Eliza Keating walked down the street, heads turned.

  As the owner of Candied Locks, a prestigious hat shop that dressed the best heads in London society, she was often looked to for the latest in fashion trends. But this hadn’t always been the case.

  If Victoria Manning, socialite and heiress of the Monarch Jewelry Empire, had never wandered into Eliza’s alley-access-only Soho workshop six years ago and ‘discovered’ her, she might still be toiling at her craft with sub-par materials and uncomfortable conditions, barely making ends meet.

  Whether it was luck or fate or the alignment of the stars that induced Victoria, recently engaged to Lord Tatum Montgomery, to wander the soiled alleys of Soho in search of unknown designers to help make her wedding the most unique of the season, Eliza would never know. But she thanked those unseen powers every day.

  The Manning Montgomery merger had been the social event of the season and it had put Eliza on the couture map. That exposure had led the cream of London society, including some royalty, to flock to Eliza’s salon in Piccadilly.

  But even more than the commercial success the heiress’s attention brought to Eliza’s millinery craft, Victoria—in private, simply Tori—had also offered her friendship.

  As Eliza stepped into the Orangery at Kensington Gardens to meet Tori for tea, she noticed the table was set for two.

  “Isn’t Stella joining us?” said Eliza, kissing Tori on the cheek.

  “She called to say she’d been held up with a client, an important one.”

  Stella Crowe, Eliza’s first friend at the London School of Fashion Design, had also been yanked out of mediocrity when Victoria had asked her to design all of her bridesmaids’ dresses. Stella now had a two-story shop on Bond Street that was abuzz as early as January and right through until September.

  Eliza set down her bag and umbrella and slipped out of her jacket. A waiter took her garments and disappeared toward the coat check as she sat down.

  Tori said, “I’m glad it’s just you and me, anyways. I have a favor to ask you.”

  Eliza sat and draped her napkin across her lap. A silver teapot and tray of sandwiches and pastries was set on the table.

  “Uh oh, should I be worried?”

  Tori’s smile was broad and sweet and rearranged the fair freckles on her cheeks. Her pale gold hair, straightened and silky smooth, as was so fashionable these days, fell across her shoulders like liquid sunshine.

  “I know you’ve told me never to set you up on a blind date again, not after the bungles I’ve made, but I do need you to ask you, pretty please, to do me just one more favor.” She batted her eyes, wide and blue as the Mediterranean in springtime. Eliza noted the mischievous twinkle lurking within the innocent gaze.

  Eliza said, “Don’t tell me, he’s some ill-bred son of an uncle’s cousin with one leg shorter than the other.”

  “As long as a certain body part isn’t short, what does it matter?” Tori giggled.

  Eliza raised her eyebrow.

  “All right, all right. I admit he is related to Tatum, the son of a cousin on his father’s side, or some such thing. He’s a Montgomery, knighted I think. I assure you his legs are perfectly even lengths. As for the other length, I’m a married woman and know nothing about that…”

  She winked.

  “If he’s a Montgomery, what does he want with the likes of me?”

  Tori looked down at her tea and sighed again. “Please don’t be offended, Liz. He’s rather the black sheep of the family. Hates anything aristocratic. And don’t take this the wrong way, but he simply will not date anyone in society. No one knows what to do with him.”

  “Ah, I see.” Eliza laughed.

  “I’ve offended you, haven’t I?”

  “Tori, I’m well aware of my humble beginnings and grateful that you and your friends have helped me be so successful. You’ve been a wonderful friend to me. And I know you care, but you are not the best matchmaker. I’ve learned the hard way.”

  “Yes, yes, I know.”

  “Liam and Godfrey weren’t half bad.” Short but sweet. “But you were way off with that Taylor Attford fellow…”

  Foppish, dull, and lacking self-control, Taylor Attford had shown up drunk for their first date, and early. He’d come to Eliza’s shop to pick her up after work, which he’d thought was at six though she had been very clear it was seven. She’d shown him into the back room to wait and as soon as the door had closed he’d begun groping her and mashing his whiskey-soaked lips against hers.

  The sudden physical ardor had been a shock, though somewhat arousing. It had been a while after all. She’d asked him to stay put on the sofa when she heard the tinkle of the store chimes. She was kept busy with customers for about a half an hour, after which she decided she might as well close up early and get this date over with. If she prevented him from drinking too much more he still might be of some use to her later.

  But when she returned to the back room, she found him in the final throes of self-pleasure, the straining pink head of his short, thick cock erupting at that very moment into the felted chalice of a partially-constructed cloche hat. He pumped and pumped, not noticing her until she’d slammed the door. He looked at her then, drunkenly relieved and sated, his penis already softening in his hand, the cloche dampening under his mess.

  It was the ruin of the hat that enraged Eliza the most. She’d stomped over, ripped it from his hands and forced it, semen-soaked, onto his coiffed blond head before shoving him out the door and into the street.

  She’d never seen or heard from him again.

  Eliza poured a little milk into her empty cup and then added more tea from the silver pot sitting on the table between them.

  Eliza asked, “Have you even met this cousin? Does he have a name?”

  “I’ll be meeting him at dinner this evening. I’ll check him out, first, I promise. His name’s Todd Montgomery. Sir Todd, I suppose, but he doesn’t like to be addressed that way. He’s staying with the family this spring. He raises racehorses in Devon or some such thing, but I think he’s squandered a small family fortune on that venture and they want him back in London to work in one of the businesses. He probably doesn’t have a decent thing to wear after living amongst animals these last few years.”

  Eliza set down her cup and said, “I’ll tell you what. I won’t let you set up some awkward dinner date or anything, but why don’t you suggest he come by the shop one afternoon and we can go for coffee.” And she would by no means let him into the back room. “He probably needs a top hat for all the events you’ll undoubtedly drag him to.” Eliza held up a finger. “But only, only, if his legs are exactly the same length.”

  They both giggled and moved on to talking about the length that might lie between those legs.

  Victoria hadn’t always been this bawdy. In fact, she had been a virgin when they had first met more than six years ago. During the intense focus of wedding preparations, Eliza and Tori had become fast friends, with Tori eventually confessing to Eliza about her lack of experience with men. Eliza had helped her get prepared for her wedding night, and their intimate conversations had quickly sealed their friendship.

  In the years since, Tori’s and Tatum’s marriage had been happy and fulfilling. Together they graced the society pages nearly every week. And Eliza had becom
e and remained the go-to designer for hat fashion for the biggest heads in London, literally and figuratively. Even Eliza had been photographed once or twice for the society pages, and her work was mentioned often. She wouldn’t be surprised if this tea with Victoria ended up being mentioned on the weekend, provided some scandal didn’t hog up the headlines.

  The truth was, Eliza would do just about anything for Tori. And meeting another Montgomery might not be such a tortuous event if Tatum was any indication of the looks that family could produce. He was a real catch, and utterly devoted to Victoria. Only alone in her flat above the shop did Eliza admit any niggling sense of envy. She was happy with her life, had moved in circles she had only ever read about in newspaper columns, was taken on lovely dates with men who were only slightly threatened by her humble beginnings and present economic success, but she had never fallen in love.

  A little over a week later, a man in a casual tweed jacket and khaki slacks paced outside the front window of Candied Locks. Eliza was pinning silk flowers and peacock feathers on a wide-brimmed sun hat that sat atop a head-and-shoulders mannequin at one end of the retail counter. She busied herself with her task while two young women, one the daughter of a regular client, browsed the shop’s collection.

  With pins in her mouth and ribbons twisted around her fingers she kept one eye on the girls and one eye on this seemingly indecisive and irritated man outside the store window. There was something about his brow and nose that looked familiar. At a certain point he crossed his arms and the affectation reminded her of Tatum Montgomery. Was this the black sheep Sir Todd then?

  A moment after crossing his arms he uncrossed them, stuffed his hands in his pockets, and stormed across the street, causing one car to skid and another to toot its horn. He pushed his way into the coffee shop on the corner.

  Eliza put her pins down, hiding a smirk. She twisted the silk flowers into their final position and smoothed out the peacock feathers.

  “Carmen,” she called toward the back room. A tiny brunette with coal dark eyes peeked out from the back room.

  “Yes, Miss.”

  “Can you attend to Miss Sarah and her friend if they have any questions? I’m going to run across the street and grab a coffee. I’ll bring you back a tea.”

  “No need. I’ve got some brewing back here already.”

  Eliza’s assistant Carmen Balboa was a design student from Barcelona who’d begged for an internship at Candied Locks two years earlier and stayed on as Eliza’s right-hand woman. Creative, neat, intense, and not overly talkative, Carmen was an ideal assistant. After several more years under Eliza she would no doubt launch own millinery business somewhere in Europe. Ideally, Carmen wanted to go back to Barcelona but she was dating a law student from Italy so Rome might be a future possibility. Eliza was secretly hoping Antonio would land a solicitor’s job in London. It was hard to find good assistants.

  She tied up these stray thoughts as she tidied up her loose ribbons. If Sir Todd Montgomery wouldn’t come to her, she didn’t mind walking across the street to him. Neutral territory was a good idea anyway. She plucked a riding cap from the shelf and tucked it under her arm as she left the shop. She hoped he’d recognize it as a sign of friendship.

  She entered the coffee shop, setting the little bells chiming. He had taken a table by the window with a view of her shop across the street, which meant he’d probably noticed her crossing the street. On his table, a single-serving teapot and a scone sat beside a folded portion of newspaper. He glanced up, still frowning, when she walked in. When their eyes met, he dropped the frown and blinked.

  Eliza turned away and took a table a short distance away. She sat in the chair opposite so that she could see him across the room. After ordering a latte with extra foam, she plopped the riding cap on her table and waited.

  She almost started laughing when he frowned again. She was willing to meet him halfway, but not all the way. At this point he would have to come to her. He sipped his tea and took surreptitious glances in her direction. She pulled a paperback from her purse and pretended to read it, smiling as if the story were pleasantly humorous. She glanced at him once or twice, a benign smile on her face, a small twinkle in her eye. Just what was he waiting for?

  Her coffee was served. She dropped two sugars into it and stirred carefully so as not to drown the foam on top. Lifting the warm drink to her lips, she closed her eyes to fully savor the first sip. When she opened her eyes again, she noticed that Sir Todd Montgomery was no longer at his table. She caught a blur of tweed out of the corner of her eye and looked up.

  “Miss Keating, I presume?” He was standing right next to her. He held out a tiny cocktail napkin. She looked at it, confused. And then she realized she had a moustache of foam on her top lip. Her cheeks flushed. She took the napkin and dabbed lightly. Her benign smile was irretrievable.

  “May I join you?” He sat across from her before she could answer. “Nice hat,” he added. “But, of course, that’s your specialty, isn’t it?”

  She had barely recovered from her initial embarrassment when she was bombarded by his rudeness.

  “You followed me over here?” he pressed.

  Eliza blinked several times. She didn’t know what to say. The only things coming to her were countering rude barbs. She took a deep breath, thought of Tori, remembered this was a favor, and that she did have a shred of dignity.

  Time to start over. She reached out a hand.

  “Eliza Keating, pleased to meet you.”

  He looked at her hand, plunked his elbows on the table, and steepled his fingers under his chin.

  “You’re a peach for doing this, really, but if it’s all the same to you, perhaps you could report back to my nosy cousin-in-law that we met, suffered through coffee—tea in my case—and due to lack of chemistry went our separate ways.”

  Eliza’s cheeks were inflamed now from anger rather than embarrassment. She placed her hand back in her lap.

  “I believe the proper response would have been to introduce yourself.”

  He rolled his eyes and leaned back in his chair. “I’m sure Victoria informed you that ‘proper’ is not my forté.”

  “How about civil?”

  He raised one eyebrow. Eliza leaned forward.

  “Yes, Victoria mentioned you weren’t very ‘proper’, but she failed to mention rude, insulting, argumentative, unfriendly, arrogant, and intolerable.”

  She dropped some coins on the table, stood up, and took a step toward the door.

  He grabbed her wrist. “Wait.” His grip was a little too firm.

  “Shall I add violent to the list?”

  Instantly, he let her wrist go, and the black sheep finally looked a little sheepish, but Eliza wasn’t going to wait around for the wolf hidden in sheep’s clothing to return. She cut back across the street and slipped back to her own shop.

  Carmen looked up as Eliza passed through on the way to the back room.

  “Any tea left?” said Eliza. “I think I need a stiff cup after that horrendous coffee.”

  Eliza picked up the phone as soon as the hot tea began to settle her nerves.

  “That is the last time, Tori! Ever! He is the rudest Englishman I’ve ever met, and that’s saying something.”

  “Oh no,” said Tori. “I’m so sorry.”

  “At least he didn’t blow his wad in one of my hats.”

  The mention of hats reminded Eliza of something. The riding hat. She’d left it at the coffee shop.

  Tori was saying, “What about blowing?”

  “Oh, never mind. I’ve got to go. I’ll call you later.”

  Eliza strode back across the street. Her table had been cleared. So had his. She went up to the counter.

  “Did you find a hat a few minutes ago? I accidentally left it on my table over there.” Because he had gotten her so ruffled.

  “No, ma’am. Sorry. Nothing’s been turned into lost and found. But we can’t be responsible for—”

  “—Yes, yes, I k
now. Forget it.”

  She turned back toward the door and then noticed a folded up piece of newspaper on the chair where Sir Todd had been sitting. She picked it up and took it with her.

  By the time she got back to her shop her tea was tepid and she was angry all over again.

  DRINKS WITH FRIENDS

  Later that evening, Tori and Eliza met at the King’s Cross for a drink. Stella joined them. They perched on stools around a circular cocktail table and drank Mojave martinis, their first choice stress-buster. Mixed with Midori, Patron Tequila, lemon lime mix, and a splash of champagne, a couple of these each and all wrongs were made right in the worlds of these women.

  “I can’t believe it went so terribly,” said Tori. She had not stopped apologizing for her cousin-in-law all evening. “He said he was really looking forward to meeting you.”

  “Then I must have met his doppelganger because it seemed like he’d rather dig a latrine than meet with me. He called me a peach, for crying out loud. You said you had a family dinner with him, right? Did he happen to throw his food on the floor?”

  “No! He was on his best behavior. Charming, if a little rough around the edges. Did you even notice how handsome he is?”

  Had she? She thought back. Yes, that moment when their eyes met and he stopped frowning for just a second. Something had struck her then. She’d all but forgotten that moment because every other moment she'd felt like she was in the presence of a porcupine poised for attack (and Eliza had really faced an angry porcupine once and it was a lot more fearsome than most people can imagine).

  “No amount of handsome can account for an ugly personality.”

  Tori shook her head. “I just don’t get it.”

  “You can set me up,” drawled Stella downing the rest of her drink and waving for another. “It’s been ages since I’ve been rutted.”

  She grinned. The drinks were working their magic.

  “Maybe that’s it,” said Tori. “Maybe Todd’s been spending too much time with animals lately.”

  “If that’s your theory, you’d better call PETA,” said Eliza. She pulled out the liquor-soaked green grape from the bottom of her glass and sucked on it.